JUSTIN "AYALA" GARCIA
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Favorite color	Yellow
Other names	Ayala, Garcia
Appearance	Fetal alcohol syndrome
Years active	2015–present
Known for	Being a cuck
Nieces	149

Stupid, ugly retard with no sense of comedy in any way. His appearance resembles one of those Fetal Alcohol Syndrome pictures you'd see in a medical textbook, like his face got stuck in a permanent smirk of confusion. He seems oblivious to how ridiculous he comes off, stumbling through life with zero self-awareness. People can't help but stare, not out of admiration, but because it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

On top of that, Justin is known as a massive cuck who lies through his teeth and has a horrible memory to boot. Ask him what he said five minutes ago, and he'll spin a completely different story, grinning like he's fooling anyone. Justin gaslights himself all the time. His penis is so small it's embarrassing, and yet he believes it's his best friend. Probably because it's the only thing that hasn't walked out on him. Meanwhile, his mother is a total difference: many people agree she's sweet as a sugarplum and very sexy, a charming woman who somehow produced this embarrassment of a son.


JUSTIN AND MIKE


Then there's his ongoing argument with a pal named "mikethegreenpig," who's made it his life's mission to call Justin a femboy 24/7. You'd think Justin would come up with a good comeback, but his usual reply is something like "Get me pregnant". The two of them go back and forth like a disturbed comedy duo, except neither one's laughing. Mike keeps poking, Justin keeps swinging, and everyone else just watches. I always wonder how long that stupid struggle could last. Mike is way better than Justin.