NEER "ABDUL" AZAM
PICK ME! Azam in Brentwood (2015)
Died	August 03, 2016
Cause of Death	Rotting in his mother's car
Other names	cheesecakeq, Neer
Years active	2015-2016
Known for	Missing a tooth and his voice
Sport	Chess
Signatures

N/A is an amorphous mass of flesh, a writhing heap of sinew and bone barely held together by the laws of physics. It slithers through the digital void, sustained only by the flickering glow of a screen, absorbing secondhand entertainment like a parasite feeding off the discarded thoughts of others. It does not think, not in the way higher beings do. It merely reacts-clicks, consumes, repeats.

A leech in the ecosystem of content, it clings to low-effort animations on the wasteland of YouTube, its glassy, unblinking eyes fixed on every frame as if it were gospel. Every autoplayed episode is another dose of artificial life, another heartbeat stolen from the void. It does not create, only absorbs, a hollow vessel whose sole function is to exist in the passive state of consumption.

N/A is not a name; it is a placeholder, a glitch in the system too insignificant to warrant correction. It festers in the algorithm, eternally looping, its existence dictated by recommended videos and autoplay queues. It is not a person. It is a concept, a mistake left to fester in the forgotten corners of cyberspace.

This was the last meal Neer ate before his fortunate death.