CARLOS "BUCKETEER" PEREZ
days since last upload Carlos in 2018
Rating	1/5
Other names	Carlos, Bucketeer
Motivation	None
Years active	2018–present
Known for	The Bucketeer Channel
Jokes	None
Illustrations	View

Carlos is known for his Crazy Whacky YouTube channel that's actually just a gone_fishinq clone. He uploads once every 6 months. All that time just to upload a 5 minute long video, 2 minutes of which is actually a video before it just devolves into a CRAZY E$0T3RIC IRONIC Youtube Poop for the last few minutes These videos are short, shitty mashups of random clips that don't make much sense to most people. He doesn't care about a schedule and just posts whenever he feels like it, and his loyal fans (population 13) keep coming back for more. His Discord server doesn't even like his content and is just waiting for the perfect time to leave him for good. Once he figured this out he started obsessing over his member count so that he has a stable group of members to replace his "friends" once they abandon him. Although this (like his youtube channel) turned into a sexual fetish of his. This “member fetish” became so bad that he keeps nasty men inside the server and doesn't ban them (the most notable being lol.meme and Peter Scully).

His earliest appearances on youtube were on videos like “Kids who DDOS!’ by Leafyishere and 2019 El Paso Walmart shooting by MSNBC. He then joined the Scrimzox community where he was given moderator powers despite being 4 years old. He was known as the “worst mod ever” letting people send p’ and bloodrape. He was then shunned in the server before joining Parlo Nation. Luckily before he got groomed he realized the faggotry of his actions and decided to be the biggest nuisance and the parlo community. He slowly amassed a small following that he used to milk the rest of the server for gegs. He then created a new discord server after his exile from Parlo and a youtube channel to go along with it. This new channel held classics such as “Mathew The Gamer,” “Brain,” “Peter,” and his greatest work “Today we're gonna be talking about ROBLOX,” which is his most popular video and will remain so for the rest of his life. As his server grew he had his second sexual awakening and deleted it for holding the worst faggots ever (they went on to create. Team Webhook/Homotopia 2). This led to him making his new videos which you know him for.

Did I mention he's a music artist too? He and his Jester (Mark) tried starting a “Musical Collective” called ##TEAMSPIRIT where they both tried becoming underground rap. They call themselves “Soundcloud Rappers” but I would remove a P because its like you get molested by Hitler himself every time you listen to their “music”. Carlos' tries to upload music but its more of an edgy 13 year olds art project then music, let alone rap.Although his “music” has amassed a cult following by the radqueer community. You can learn more about the symbolism in his music here.

If he’s not doing editing, producing, or trolling on discord that he is shopping for “archive”. Not real archive of course, he can't even afford a laptop let alone archive. It's all replicas that he finds of various discord servers. He spends his day creating outfits in his head and pressing “add to cart” on things he will never purchase, leading him to adopt an elitist view on everyone. The most notable example of this is Mark which he tries molding into his personal real life roblox avatar, sending them new things to buy every day and relentlessly yelling at him wherever he's not “trim”.

Carlos is also the last species of his bloodline, sitting at his laptop all day editing videos on his fully ratted bitcoin-mining laptop that he has to have plugged in 24/7. He doesn't even have his own room, he has to sit in the garage so the smoke from his laptop when he's exporting videos doesn't alert his dead fire alarms .He's the only one left in his family, and he doesn't care about anything. That old laptop is a mess, loaded with ass like a cracked Vegas Pro 13 that he can't use for shit and needs tutorials from his own members. He keeps trying to make videos with it anyway, even though it's slow and crashes all the fucking time. He's lucky his rating can only be a minimum of one. He’s most likely dying in a house fire but he doesn't care.

THE SAINTS
NEER (2023-2025)

Ah yes Neer. You might recognize him (walking across the screen). Carlo's right hand man Neer sits on his bed all day, half asleep, daydreaming of cuddling with Carlos. Neer doesn't do much else, he just tries doing everything Carlos is good at and hes only kept around because Carlos is the only one who tolorates him. He's always around when Carlos is editing or messing with his laptop, but he doesn't actually contribute to anything only making a good joke one or twice. It's kind of weird how much Neer just doesn't pay attention, but Carlos doesn't seem to mind.

M4RK/KURNO3k/MR MIKHAL (2025-PRESENT)

After Carlos got bored of his pal Neer stinking it up he moved on to more decaying creatures AKA M4rk. M4rk joined the server from Julians videos because he wanted to try to understand all the crazy crazy crazy references in his videos! When Carlos first opened Sony Vegas it was love at first sight. He orbited around Julian and did whatever he did. He even made a Vencord clone meant to track as soon as Carlos joins a voice channel so he can join right after! Carlos joins in on everyone making fun of M4rk, but M4rk doesnt really seem to care because he doesnt care for anyone but his pal Carlos. During the Great 2025 recap Carlos revealed that he spent 600 hours with Mark even though he regulary says things like "Yo imagine spending 24 hours with mark haha." This finally solidified Marks status as the Holy saint.