INTRO

Let me tell you a tale of a man so true. Joseph Yosong is the name, and he lives quite frugally. The most controversial person in the nation, Joseph has had many controversies throughout his time as the nation’s website ambassador.

Joseph is a piece of white trash who sits at his computer all day talking to his Discord friends. His real life isn’t anything special.

He lives in a rusted trailer park with his old Mother Dearest (FATHER IS GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED), whom he yells at every day to feel like he can dominate someone. He only yells at his mom when he approaches first though, because his sick mind can’t see the sight of a woman without imagining their head on a pornstar getting painted white. Joseph’s mom never did know how to cook; she only imitates the upper classes’ “people food” when guests come over. Joseph is left on his own to scavenge for food, sometimes only mustering enough money to eat McGriddles every day. He likens this to caviar and wagyu steak. He had to do this in secret because his mother equates anything not found in the trash to be “Goyslop.”

FARROW-GATE

Back before when joeseph was a no-micer a controversy arose linking Joseph to an old member of Nation 1.0 called Farrow83 due to thier no micing, obsession with being anonymous, and hatred for drooling infant Neer Azam. This is still up in the air as definitive proof has never been given proving one isnt the other. How can Joseph afford this lifestyle on a trailer park salary? Well, it’s because he single-handedly brought his population of village people to the digital age. In return, they give him the best archive cuffed sweatpants.

GRANDMA GRAVE.

The 2nd most important family member (that’s alive) is Grandma Yosong. The white trash stereotype still applies because she’s a huge son of a bitch. Joseph is known to hate his Grandmama, notably putting his feet up in the air while sitting next to her in the car on the way to her new funeral home. But she repaid the favor by giving him mono and giving his whole family an unknown sickness at a family gathering (LOL!).

The only other significant people he knows in real life are his friends, but it doesn’t even matter because they all treat him like the punching bag of the friend group. After they banned him from his sinking ship of a house for telling his whore pig of a mother that she can’t cook, he tries in vain to impress them. The worst of which was when he jumped off their moving truck for no reason at all. This broke his mom, which was the last straw and officially bankrupted Mrs. Yosong. He learned that he could escape to the digital age to escape his fucked-up life.

After his TKKS days, he joined Nation with a good friend of his named James Basil. He eventually rose up the ranks to become a “Legend” in Nation, but not without his controversies.

FACEGATE

After revealing his beautiful voice, Joseph tried going to the next level and revealed his face to Carlos of the Bucketeer YouTube channel. This backfired on him badly. Carlos, the troll he is, tried spreading it around and started creating AI versions of him after asking ChatGPT, “Do I look like a femboy?” with Joseph’s photo. This made him have his first “crashout,” and he left the server before coming back and making amends with Carlos

BURGERGATE

Burgergate, although big, was just a smaller precursor to the next big controversy. Carlos sent a photo of an outfit Joseph made with the caption “How did you know I’m a 🍔 🍔 🍔.” This led to Joey freaking out, threatening to kill himself with emojis, and yelling at his dear friend Basil.

STUDGATE / BELTGATE

The second huge controversy was Studgate/Beltgate. During a secondary server of Nation called “Discord for Viral” (AKA Viral), Carlos was trying to make Joseph “trim” after Mark went MIA and Carlos couldn’t mold him to be a ball of archive. Carlos sent Joseph a “Studbelt” for him to buy. He replied, and I quote: “I don’t like studbelts because everyone I know who wears them wears them with studboots.” Carlos, Brody, and Neer proceeded to clown the shit out of him because studboots don’t even exist. He took a “break” to cool down, but when he undeafened, Carlos continued to say “Burger Jokes,” which was the last straw for old Joseph. He deleted “Viral” and blocked everyone, claiming he was “never coming back” for the second time, but this time everyone made fun of him until he came back.

TOOTH-GATE

Another controversy Joseph had was “Toothgate,” where an old photo was leaked to the press by an AMC employee. He was shown laughing and yelling at a distressed AMC employee with his mouth wide open. This showed a clear bird’s-eye view into his gigantic fucking front tooth. You heard me right. Not front teeth, front TOOTH. He was then clowned for this the rest of the day, but it was mostly overshadowed by Justin’s Razor shenanigans that occurred the same day.

LASERGATE

Lasergate was the last big controversy that happened to Joseph. One day while everyone started playing KAT, Carlos used his signature ability “DEATHBEAM,” which has the special ability of being able to go through walls. Joseph was killed again and again by Carlos until he was sick. “FUCK YOU,” he screamed into the void before ragequitting. He and his sidekick Justin both left the server, and Joseph tried using the same tired tricks of leaving and blocking everyone, but this time trying to be threatening, he said, “I’m blocking you all and leaving the internet on June 5th,” like a retard. He joined back mere hours later, realizing nobody actually gave a shit, but this time he was demoted from LEGEND to RUNT.

And that’s the rise and fall of Joseph.